SpyPally 80 Retribution Paladin <Denied>

~MEMBER APPLICATION~

Character name: spypallys

Level: 80

Class: Pally

Your RL Age: 19

Your RL Sex: M

Where are you from IRL?: Wi

Primary Raiding Talent Spec: Ret

Secondary Raiding Spec: ret tank

WoW Armory Link:

Please link a recent WWS or WMO report here for us to see. If your guild didn't use either, please tell us what kind of damage can you do in a raid environment: usually around 4.1k

Application Type: Select: Raid, General Member (just looking for a good guild), Friend/Family of Current Guildie:
Raid
Your Time Zone (PDT, MDT, CDT, EDT, other):
Central
Playtime Availability: Basically anytime

We do progression raiding Monday-Thursday 6-10 PDT. How many days can you attend consistently?: All

Raid Experience (What is the farthest you've been in WoW Classic, TBC, and WotLK?): Through BT in TBC and full clears of Naxx/Maly 25

MMORPG Game History: WoW

What Frostfire members do you know and what is your relationship? Why would they recommend you?: Vexxd, RL friend and he's my bitch?

Current Guild: critical failure

Why do you want to leave your current guild?: No progression and tired of free rolls.

Previous Guilds (Last 3 and approximate duration in each): 1month critical failure

How many achievement points do you have?: 2555

Are you the original owner of your main character's account?: Yes

If you were to respec, which build would you choose? Why? Do you have the gear for any of these specs?: I have gear for every spec which all specs are able to perform in 10man.

Do you play in arenas? If so, what are your ratings like?: 500'snow

What do you see as the current strengths of your particular class/spec in a raid setting?: I have a Bubble/Hearth.... Um not sure what you want here? buffs, raid recovery? i guess

What do you see as the current weaknesses of your particular class/spec in a raid setting?:
dps is dependent on raid make up!
How do you prepare for new raid content that you've never experienced?:
lots of g on repair bills
What is your least favorite part of high end guilds?:
screaming!!!!!!!!!
With server transfers available, there are many, many choices of raid guilds available to you. Why Frostfire?:
Looks freindly and laid back while still getting stuff accomplished
Can you give us computer and internet specs?:
10mb connection and 4gig ram with 3.2 duel core
Do you have a microphone?:
nope
Can your computer run Ventrilo?:
yep
Are you a keyboard turner?:
um keybindings?
Are you a clicker?:
only with Divine plea
What is your greatness weakness as a WoW player? How are you trying to improve this aspect of your play?:
um i have no idea what the story is behind wow but i could careless i just like playing. Im not trying to improve it
What is your greatest strength as a WoW player?:
none
How willing are you to give up a non-progression raiding spot to some to get gear/experience with the raiding team?:
Depends on how willing they are to dedicate time and their gold to keep progression going.
What would you do in a case where we take someone other than you for a progression raid (10 or 25)?:
prolly just BG
Name your top five favorite songs: I love college,Have you ever seen the rain,Autumn,died in your arms tonight,Boogie Shoes

What is your life like outside of WoW?:
College, co-owner of a decent sized lawn company
In the event of a Warglaive of Azzinoth of dropping. A rogue that has shown his loyalty but is relatively new to the guild can complete the set with it, but you have more DKP and have been in the guild longer. Who gets the legendary?: DKP is king

Big Lebosky or Caddyshack?:
Caddyshack
Step Brothers or Super Bad?:
both
The Beatles or Lil' Wayne?:
Beatles
Ice Cream or Cake?:
Cake
Pizza or Cheese Burger?:
Pizza Burger
Eat 10 teaspoons of hair shavings or Use a rotting deer carcass for a backpack for 10 years?:
Why not both?
Lupe Fiasco or Blink 182?:
Blink
Basketball or Football?:
Basketball
NBA or NCAA?:
NCAA
Console or Computer games?:
Computer
Mac or PC?:
PC
Coke or Pepsi?:
Hate em
*Answer 4 of the following*
What is the worst thing you have ever done sexually?: Worst as in didnt go well? Back door of my car opened and fell onto the concrete...

In the late 40's I bought some cigarettes and there were two pennies in the pack. How did they get there?:
String Theory?
Were you beaten as a child?:
Moderately with a metal bat. Not a big deal
How is a Cat like a Refrigerator?:
Pussy can be cold but not perfered like that
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?:
Stop from over population...people need to die somehow
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?:
not really since my therapist rapes me
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?:
so we have questions like this one
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from heartburn, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?:
Most def
How would you feel if your family owned a internet dating site, such as match.com?:
Hope they can find a girl that plays WoW for me.
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, where would you choose to hide and what weapon would you choose to defend yourself?:
I would prolly just take the beating from the zombies, their going to catch you havnt you seen the movies?

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lies on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?:
Same reason i dont help other pallies live in bg's. If you cant bubble n help yourself then you dont deserve to live!
What mythical creature would you be and why?: Phoenix? Cuz it looks way badass

IDK i specifically told this guy to read the "read b4 applying\posting thread" and he still failed... twice?

at least he didnt copy calts application.

Do people think its that easy. he took the time to change the name on the second one so obveously he had to scratch his chin at some point.

If you can not fill out an app right twice and even given instructions. And you copied Kdubs app and changing minor questions. This shows a lack of following directions, a lack of dedicating time shows that you dont really wanna be in Frostfire and also if you can't fill out an app by yourself will we have to hold your hand in void zones and firewalls and not pulling threat, will we have to also buy you flasks, gems, enchants and other things.

All this app shows me is a lack of care and ability. thank you DENIED!

if you do truely want to be a frostfire member maybe you will change your toons name and reapply.
If you do take my advice and change your name and reapply make sure you fill it out on ur own so I can /lol at you even more because then I can see how you would really answer these questions.

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Secondary Raiding Spec: ret tank

i'd love to see that?

Please link a recent WWS or WMO report here for us to see. If your guild didn't use either, please tell us what kind of damage can you do in a raid environment: usually around 4.1k

okay, if you are the spypallys i see around dalaran, with your actual gear you must have some kind of extreme skill / hacks to pull off 4.1k dps, even with perfect raid make up i don't know... and i don't remember ever having a "omg this guy is AMAZING" experience with you in pug heroics... maye i'm wrong.

and i still don't understand how so many people just copy someone else's application, those are meant to be filled up personaly so we know what kind of player we are dealing with.

and sorry circuit i didn't find anything clever to say once again >.<

i second Street.... /facepalm.